Gold Plated Crap

Look here: a rapidly appreciating collectible coin made from .9999 (“That’s four nines”) pure 24kt gold.

Look away: (sound of papers rustling)

Look here: a close-ish copy of that coin which we’re hoping you’ll mistake for the real thing. Ours is gold plated (see, look, we paid some washed up former public officials to sign a certificate saying it’s gold plated) and sure to have no value like every other product we’ve ever produced. But at least we’re not trying to profiteer 9/11 again.

“Avoid disappointment and future regret.” Hmm, on second thought… at $9.95… that might be worth it!

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